This is the conversation Hailey and Josh had today on the way home from church...
Josh: "Do you want some lunch?"
Hailey: "Yeah."
Josh: "What do you want to eat?"
Hailey: "Trees."
Josh: "You wanna eat trees?"
Hailey: "Yeah."
Josh: "I've never eaten a tree. What do they taste like?"
Hailey: "They taste like oatmeal."
Josh: "They taste like oatmeal?"
Hailey: "Yeah."
Josh: "Yummy, yummy oatmeal?"
Hailey: "No, it's not oatmeal!"
Josh: "It's a tree that tastes like oatmeal?"
Hailey: "Yeah."
Josh: "Does that give you funny poop?"
Hailey: "Yeah, when I poop the trees laugh."
Josh:...laughing
Hailey: "When I laugh, the trees poop...they have big butts."